May 2013
Your very Personal and Intense Disney Ask:
Aurora: Story of your first kiss
Rapunzel: 5 things from your bucket list
Dory: Something someone has told you that you can't forget (two good things and one bad)
Pocahontas: Something new you taught someone.
Mulan: Do you trust your gut feeling? What happened.
Jasmine: The story of when you had to really trust someone. Was it easy?
Belle: Is there someone you are close to who no one else likes? What's the story?
Ariel: Where do you think you belong, and why?
Flounder: Something that surprised you and frightened you.
Eric: Have you ever helped a stranger? What happened.
Aladdin: A sacrifice you made for someone.
Tiana: A time you tried the hardest for something.
Boo: A childhood hero.
Cruella: Something you really want but you aren't allowed to have.
Seven Dwarfs: 7 things you like in the people around you.
Kronk: What you are best at in the kitchen?
Simba: Something a parent has taught you.
Cinderella: "A dream is a wish your heart makes" What's that for you?
Nemo: Your bravest moment.
Terk: Are you a big brother/sister figure to anyone?
Buzz: Your favourite fantasy world (aka Harry Potter, Star Wars), if any.
Alice: Done drugs?
Peter Pan: Something from your childhood that you still love.
Merida: What are you most passionate about?
chrssy:
riding your man like
bananabuttmuffin:
The best road rage I’ve ever seen was this girl screaming out of her car window “I hope you don’t fuck like you drive!” I still think about that sometimes.
someone poked me on facebook last night…
…
…is that still a thing that happens?
chrismello:
Individualism is like golf
it’s all on you
it’s boring to watch
it’s mostly a white person thing
Hey, remember when the NRA blamed Hollywood's... →
stfuconservatives:
inothernews:
Choice quotes from the American Rifleman article linked to here by Talking Points Memo:
From the slideshow intro: “Many of these movies… take us back to simpler times, when dreaming of saving the day got us through that oh-so boring class.”
From a review of Red Dawn: “Up until the fall of the Berlin Wall, many folks prepared for a possible invasion by what...
Bad Design →
micahaphone:
http://www.kesselskramer.com/
Everytime you refresh, it’s a new bad website for a fictional company.
megaman2:
megaman2:
“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”
“no, i said she was fucking goofy”
please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother
bl-eehh:
I think it’s funny that people who treat you like shit get offended when you finally do the same to them
mytoecold:
A guy I don’t know very well handed me his yearbook and asked me if I wanted to sign it.
I said yes, and shortly after he added, “Just don’t write anything gay.”
I wrote this:
Fuck my actual butthole. You are a boy and so am I. We are going to have sex that is gay. Pound my rock hard cock and bite me.
Love,
Drew
Wonderful Words With No English Equivalent
mentalflossr:
Sometimes we must turn to other languages to find le mot juste. Here are a whole bunch of foreign words with no direct English equivalent.
1. Kummerspeck (German) Excess weight gained from emotional overeating. Literally, grief bacon.
2. Shemomedjamo (Georgian) You know when you’re really full, but your meal is just so delicious, you can’t stop eating it? The Georgians feel...
Hey look, actual "unique" questions
1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
2: What is your usual bedtime?
3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
5: Do you like to use post-it notes?
6: Ever used a gun?
7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
8: Do you want to get married?
9: Do you always smile for pictures?
10: Can you swim well?
11: Are you lazy?
12: Have you ever peed in the woods?
13: What about pooped in the woods?
14: Ever take dance lessons?
15: Do you chew your pens and pencils?
16: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
17: What size is your bed?
18: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
19: Are you horny?
20: Do you still watch cartoons?
21: Whats your least favorite movie?
22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
23: Do you want kids?
24: Are you stubborn?
25: What is your favorite food?
26: Whats your favorite color?
27: Is Christmas stressful?
28: Who was your HS crush?
29: Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
30: Do you believe in ghosts?
31: Cheetos Or Fritos?
32: Are you afraid of heights?
33: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
34: Favorite kind of sandwich?
35: What do you wear to bed?
“Okay, guy, so why do you feel like you want/need/deserve to settle down with a...”
– Female ‘Purity’ Is Bullshit (via coffeeurlgirl)
mrtwentington:
skepticalavenger:
whats-an-algebra:
do atheists say oh my god
yep. we say it any time we hear something that’s unbelievable.
tyleroakley:
Walk up in the club like:
julietspencers:
fetuses do not think
they do not “scream out” when they are aborted
they have no brain function and no nerve endings until long after the deadline for a legal abortion
they aren’t “sad” when you abort them
they do not “realize what is happening”
And these aren’t my beliefs, they’re scientific facts
cosmo sex tip #645
When she sees your dick for the first time look her dead in the eye and say “it glows blue when orcs are close”
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artalias:
electronicanonsensica:
Everyone is missing the biggest problem here.
Fuck the ads. Fuck the links. Fuck the email stuff.
Yahoo explicitly forbids pornography and sexually suggestive material on their websites and all affiliates.
That means no more porn on Tumblr.
…
God help us all.
