lizdexia:

party like it’s 2004: a middle school mixtape
Put on your best party dress (from Kohl’s, natch), your platform flip-flops, and your hair mascara. It’s time for the end-of-the-year dance, chaperoned by your gym teacher Mr. Belcher and your evil-bitch art teacher Mrs. Bjerke (sounds like beer-key but should’ve rhymed with BEE-JERK, ‘cause that’s what she was). No freak dancing allowed, kids. Sodas are $1 at the concessions table.
Yeah! | Usher ft. Lil Jon
Since U Been Gone | Kelly Clarkson
1985 | Bowling for Soup
Bad Day | Daniel Powter
Sk8er Boi | Avril Lavigne
Crazy in Love | Beyonce
Dirty Little Secret | All American Rejects
The Reason | Hoobastank
Hey Ya | Outkast 
My Humps | Black Eyed Peas
The First Cut is the Deepest | Sheryl Crow
Rock Your Body | Justin Timberlake
She Will Be Loved | Maroon 5
Work It | Missy Elliott
White Flag | Dido
Pieces of Me | Ashlee Simpson
Leave (Get Out) | Jojo
Milkshake | Kelis
Hollaback Girl | Gwen Stefani
Mr. Brightside | The Killers
Stacy’s Mom | Fountains of Wayne
So Yesterday | Hilary Duff
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lizdexia:

party like it’s 2004: a middle school mixtape

Put on your best party dress (from Kohl’s, natch), your platform flip-flops, and your hair mascara. It’s time for the end-of-the-year dance, chaperoned by your gym teacher Mr. Belcher and your evil-bitch art teacher Mrs. Bjerke (sounds like beer-key but should’ve rhymed with BEE-JERK, ‘cause that’s what she was). No freak dancing allowed, kids. Sodas are $1 at the concessions table.

  1. Yeah! | Usher ft. Lil Jon
  2. Since U Been Gone | Kelly Clarkson
  3. 1985 | Bowling for Soup
  4. Bad Day | Daniel Powter
  5. Sk8er Boi | Avril Lavigne
  6. Crazy in Love | Beyonce
  7. Dirty Little Secret | All American Rejects
  8. The Reason | Hoobastank
  9. Hey Ya | Outkast
  10. My Humps | Black Eyed Peas
  11. The First Cut is the Deepest | Sheryl Crow
  12. Rock Your Body | Justin Timberlake
  13. She Will Be Loved | Maroon 5
  14. Work It | Missy Elliott
  15. White Flag | Dido
  16. Pieces of Me | Ashlee Simpson
  17. Leave (Get Out) | Jojo
  18. Milkshake | Kelis
  19. Hollaback Girl | Gwen Stefani
  20. Mr. Brightside | The Killers
  21. Stacy’s Mom | Fountains of Wayne
  22. So Yesterday | Hilary Duff

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do you dare mock the son of a shepherd?

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abaldwin360:

Do they really believe that abortion is murder? (a handy dandy chart, courtesy of Alas, A Blog!)

Almost none of their policies make sense if they really see no difference between the death of a fetus and the death of a four-year-old. However, nearly all their policies make sense if they’re seeking to make sure that women who have sex “face the consequences.” are punished. After years of seeing this pattern repeated again and again, it’s difficult to take them at their word.

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slugbox:

saphazure:

ask-ren-ren-the-pony:

notquiteluke:

joeycosta:

what

science.

I CAME!

TEACH ME YOUR MAGICS

Look at how sad it is though. It quivers and dies…

slugbox:

saphazure:

ask-ren-ren-the-pony:

notquiteluke:

joeycosta:

what

science.

I CAME!

TEACH ME YOUR MAGICS

Look at how sad it is though. It quivers and dies…

rsharky:

mightyavenger:

the-left-lane-is-for-passing:

i was trying to make some pessimistic banner memes and this happened help

“y’all ain’t mah niggas.”

Bless this post. xD

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thecoletrainbaby:

hey i just met you

and this is crazy

but i see your text post

and holy shit i wish i could make you feel better oh my god i am so sorry you’re having a bad day gODDAMNIT WHAT DO I DO TO FIX THIS

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